50 shades of Grey

There is no escaping the 50 shades of grey hype. I tried the book and now the movie. The only thing in the book that sparked my interest was the fact that Christian Grey had been submissive for 6 years and had been sodomized by "Mrs. Robinson". So when all the girls in the theater were swooning about actor Jamie Dornan dominating Anastasia Steel, all I could think about was how he would look like tied to my bed and the shift in his famous gaze when I show him my xxxl dildo. Oh my!