My first Cartoon: Dumbo's Designer Glasses

Touch to enlarge, the story is somewhat bleh, but wanted to try out the filters/styles in CS6.
disclaimer: Before you send me angry notecards or messages: dumbo dickwad is into humiliation and it's all SL, it's not real *winks*


Rod Humble leaves Linden Lab

CEO Rod Humble leaves Linden Labs

From Steve Peterson @ Games Industry International
"A brief Facebook message shares the news with the world:

Rod Humble, CEO of Second Life creator Linden Lab, announced via Facebook today that he is leaving the company. Here's his posting:
It's been a great 3 years! All my thanks to my colleagues at Linden Lab and our wonderful customers I wish you the very best for the future and continued success! I am starting up a company to make Art, Entertainment and unusual things! More on that in a few weeks!
Humble has worked in gaming since 1990, most notably on The Sims 2 and The Sims 3, as well as Sony's EverQuest. Humble was executive vice president and head of The Sims group at ESA from 2008 through 2010. He was named CEO of Linden Lab as of January 2011."

Just sad because he is responsible for everything good in Second Life. He was deeply involved in the gaming industry and logged in Second Life with different avatars to get the feel of it, to understand the needs and wants of the residents of this virtual world. It resulted in many really good changes. We will miss you Rod!



Some time ago Daddy Underbite introduced me to one of his fetishes: milking. Yes, you read that right, women with gigantic breasts who get milked and can breastfeed. There is actually a ranking game involved like Bloodlines on the creator of those boobs' website Milkmade by mused.
He asked me to transform his skybox in a Milk Bar with an area outside that hold stalls for his hucows. Seeing girls behaving submissive and used like milk cows kinda makes me cringe (most are actually played by men), but hey everyone is free to live their fantasy in SL and have some fun their own way.
It wouldn't be me if it did not result in a creative boost. So I cooked the perfect tools for you hucow farmers in my lab. You can look on my MP store here.(adult enabled!) or visit my Moo Patch in world to try it out. More to come... Mooo!


Gender Swapping

There is this new trend in Second Life. Male submissives playing female submissives, in search of lesbian Mistresses. It occurred to me because when someone sends me a message I look in their profile to see who's talking. And they are honest about being a male playing a female.
I wanted to know what drives them to play it that way. And of course I am not stating scientific facts here, I talked to only a few guys.
First of all the obvious cliché: lesbian sex is still their top thrill (according to a famous sexologist in my country they are attracted to that because they feel unconsciously, insecure about their own sexual or social abilities. This lets the man’s masculinity off the hook, so to speak, as he voyeuristic obtains pleasure from two women making things happen between them.)
But how does it work in D/s. How does the fantasy of Female Superiority evolve if in that same relationship a female gets degraded to the pet/slave/sub?
They are the observer and/or director of an avatar they do not identify with. 
Now it's common knowledge that the sheer amount of lesbians and bisexual women are actually men. I had Mistresses and female subs shapeshift in front of me and voiceproof being a man in a desperate attempt to spark my attention.
But what about the dommes in SL who are females in rl like me? What do they think of this?
Most femdom sims now have tRudy Tramps crawling all over the place.
How do you profile as a place of Female Dominance if a protagonist of the same gender is manipulated by a male to play a submissive role.
How much of the submission of this male is genuine if he degrades a female avatar to worship you?
Honestly, it kinda ruins the fantasy for me going to a place like Velvet Thorn and watch those sub females, dressed like prostitutes, played by men and therefor allowed to put on their little show.
In my real life I have many girlfriends and one of my besties is a lesbian. I understand if a lesbian girl wants to live a D/s relationship in SL and find a female Mistress. Nothing against that.
I am not in to lesbian sex. I am not into female avatars. When I feminize or sissyfy a guy he keeps his male shape and his penis. He looks more like a rl version of that fetish. (yes, ugly and stupid :)
Brat/boobs is an absolute no for me.
I can not speak for any other domme or any other femdom sim in Second Life, but I hope these guys come to their senses and be beautiful and proud male subs for us.


Three Rings

 I met him two years ago, on the second day of the second month in my Second Life :)  In the endless sea of mostly dull and uniform behavior in this virtual world he caught my attention and sparked my mind and heart with his smart and wit, his talent to not only create beautiful things but above all to make a woman feel as if she owns the world. He is a man in all the right meaning of that word. Confident. Strong. Outspoken. Loyal. Honest. Romantic. Passionate. Sexy.
My strawberry cream dreamboat.
We have been partnered for a long time and we marry over and over and never divorce. Tuesdays and Thursdays are special for us. And now Wednesdays will be special too.

 "Never in this lifetime have i wanted to truly, with every part of my heart and soul, kneel with one knee in front of a woman and ask her to accept my hand for all eternity. i believe we have known each other for thousands of lifetimes. And i believe we have loved each other in each and every one. With all of my faults and insufficiencies, i see within You the beauty of countless universes. Who am i to ask such a thing of You? i am a man that, due to Your love for me, has learned to stand tall, to not be afraid, to love all, and to fly. With the little, yet all, that i am, i see You as the wonderful, powerful and brilliant Woman that You are. And, in all of that, i see the Woman that is beautiful, tender, all-loving, loyal and selfless. Within our core lay the fabrics of love that continue to evolve and grow, all of the time between us. And there, in that core, also lay the magnets of Dominance and submission that attach to each other with a force that grows stronger by the moment.

My sweet and everlasting Love, I humbly kneel before You and offer You these three rings. The first one, that is so befitting to who You are, is a Mistress ring. my Mistress. Then. Now. Forever. It is a ring that shines in light reminding each of us in its design of Your position in our love. Though I am strong, and can be a stubborn and selfish man, I bend to You, my Miss, in all things. And I beg of You to accept this ring and allow me to place it on Your finger, as a symbol of what burns between us. And these two remaining rings, my great Love, are for us to acknowledge not only the deep and special love we have for each other, but the existence and growth of this love in the past, in this present moment, and in the future, for all time, forever, and for 3 days. I ask Your permission to place this ring on the same finger as Your Mistress ring, and I ask for You to place this ring on my finger. We know who we are for each other. These rings symbolize what we know. I am Yours. And You, my sweet Woman, I ask to be mine. With eternal love for You, please accept these rings, for us to be as One, stronger each and every day. 

I so love You, Charlotte. 




Fascinating. The way you breathe. Gasp. Whimper.
Mesmerizing. Your body trembles. Fights. Surrenders.
Spellbound. I control your pleasure. Anticipation. Fear. Pain.
Hypnotizing. Submission. Your body. Your brain. Your heart. Your Soul.

Addicting. I own you.
And in this addiction you own me too.

I love you, Domani


Made in Belgium

Stromae is another asset that makes my country so amazingly wonderful! I am sure all of you have heard his 2009 song that made him an international star: Alors on dance. After that he delivered one hitsingle after another like Formidable and Papaoutai. This one is his latest hit single. The new and original video is here, but I choose this older one because of the subtitles for you and because it is a series of lessons he made to show how easy it is to make a song (for him at least)
Just love it! Stromae, je t'aime ♥


You want to be my sub...

I get many requests of submissive men (most of them out of the blue like they are shopping for a collar). So I made this "creed" to filter out the twatburgers:

Dear submissive,

You get this notecard because you let me know you are interested in being my sub/slave/pet.
Usually I am a low key easy going Mistress but a few things are essential:

1. You are a male in real life and you have a male shape in SL. (for sissy: you will be dressed in female clothing but still have a male shape) Brat and boobs are on my no-list.
2. Second Life is not real for you, you are capable to differentiate SL adventures from rl relationships.  Your limits are mine. (you are safely sitting in your chair in rl nothing really happens, derp)
3. You have a full and preferably married real life. You don't get insecure and clingy.
4. You will not kill the magic with your rl pictures (unless you are really hot in rl). Pictures of your cock are ok, gives me something to laugh at.
5. You have Payment Info Used, you know how to buy Lindens and you will spend them. My avatar looks perfect, so does my land. You will have a make over to fit in and you will give me money to pay for it. You will buy me gifts or give me money to buy things I like.
6. When I am online and don't want to spend time with you because I am creating things, you have a group of friends to keep you company.
7. You are smart and funny and know how to entertain a woman. You type and emote very well.
8. Your main kink is to be edged and denied orgasms.
9. You will only submit to me and wear my collar 24/7 your profile included. You can have sexual relationships with other men or females, but no D/s. If you create drama I will post the chat on my blog and make fun of you.
10. You read my blog.

If all 10 are a yes, we can continue to the next step: Write your ultimate fantasy in a notecard, detailed and written well. If your story arouses and/or amuses me, I will give you a trial collar for a week. In that week we will get to know each other and act a D/s relationship. At the end of the trial if you have pleased me I will ask you to be mine, if not we just stay friends.

What do you get out of this?
Your Second Life turns into a never ending miserable quest of trying to please me, you can't breathe and suffer heart ache fighting for my attention, your cock is hard every waking moment just thinking of my wicked toys and your balls are definitely blue!

Maybe your Miss Charlotte

At #5 most of them (99,9%) bail out, because they are just trying their luck with their eyeball sickness inducing avatars to get a free blow job. Too many goddesses get on their knees and play horny, kinky girlfriend and fulfill their wishes just like that. Come on, girls, they need to pay, beg and scream!


Holy Nightmare! says Robin

What can be more kinky than machines and helpless super heroes? Look what happens to Mr. Bat's boy on this table...



Every day you play...

Every day you play with the light of the universe.
Subtle visitor, you arrive in the flower and the water.
You are more than this white head that I hold tightly
as a cluster of fruit, every day, between my hands.

You are like nobody since I love you.
Let me spread you out among yellow garlands.
Who writes your name in letters of smoke among the stars of the south?
Oh let me remember you as you were before you existed.

Suddenly the wind howls and bangs at my shut window.
The sky is a net crammed with shadowy fish.
Here all the winds let go sooner or later, all of them.
The rain takes off her clothes.
The birds go by, fleeing.

The wind. The wind.

I can contend only against the power of men.
The storm whirls dark leaves
and turns loose all the boats that were moored last night to the sky.
You are here. Oh, you do not run away.
You will answer me to the last cry.
Cling to me as though you were frightened.

Even so, at one time a strange shadow ran through your eyes.
Now, now too, little one, you bring me honeysuckle,
and even your breasts smell of it.
While the sad wind goes slaughtering butterflies

I love you, and my happiness bites the plum of your mouth.
How you must have suffered getting accustomed to me,
my savage, solitary soul, my name that sends them all running.
So many times we have seen the morning star burn, kissing our eyes,
and over our heads the gray light unwind in turning fans.

My words rained over you, stroking you.
A long time I have loved the sunned mother-of-pearl of your body.
I go so far as to think that you own the universe.
I will bring you happy flowers from the mountains, bluebells,
dark hazels, and rustic baskets of kisses.
I want
to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees.

Pablo Neruda



 My 2014 intentions:
Surprise you with the things I make
Enchant you with the things I do
Seduce you with the things I write
Happy New Year!