17.3.12

The truth about the danglish bodyparts revealed...

The world penis map, I bumped into this by reading one of my favorite geek blogs, one of the most interesting things to see here... Canadian cock is bigger than United States cock but smaller than Belgian cock, I am geologically in a good spot cockwise...
Never the less, it must be said the sizes on the statistics prove many of you men easily lie an inch or two, because you think size matters... and you are right, it does!
In your face, we think it is cute and not so small, behind your back with our girlfriends, we spend all afternoon laughing at you, thinking of a nickname for your monkey peanuts.
Now if the penis-sizing thing is traumatizing for you, here is another one to add to your already shrinking-fast ego: we also don't like men with short tongues (ugh, those round chubby blobs). Hihi!